A mushroom walks into a bar and says, "May I have a beer, please?" The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here." So the mushroom asks, "Why not?! I'm a fungi… (View Post)
Two atoms are walking down the street and one of them says, "Oh my goodness! I've just lost an electron!" The other atom asks, "Are you sure?" And the first atom responds, "I… (View Post)
Nope, #1 and #2 are true! As for #3, my wife and I have no children, but we do have four cats... and three are named after Marvel characters! As for swimming with sharks, do it! I've been in the wate… (View Post)