I didn't even realize that was a toaster until following the link. I'm disappointed that the article mentions that there already exists a Hello Kitty toaster but doesn't mention the Darth Vader toaster I've wanted for a while.
Forget the other models..... "Who's watching the toast?" is an instant classic.
Now let's cross to a comment from Alan Moore.....
"Well, if people want to spend their money on toasted bread that's based on something I did over 25 years ago, it's not for me to stand in their way. I just wish the bigger companies...Kenmore, Amana, what have you...would focus on creating new toasting technology instead of rehashing and retreading old ground. There really hasn't been much in the way of innovation since I left to toast-making industry. Dave Gibbons has gone public with saying he supports this endeavor, and that's his right. I prefer to draw my line in the sand to not support plain, ordinary toast, not when you can purchase some of my independently produced toaster products, like the Panini From Hell Press."
Forget the other models..... "Who's watching the toast?" is an instant classic.
Now let's cross to a comment from Alan Moore.....
"Well, if people want to spend their money on toasted bread that's based on something I did over 25 years ago, it's not for me to stand in their way. I just wish the bigger companies...Kenmore, Amana, what have you...would focus on creating new toasting technology instead of rehashing and retreading old ground. There really hasn't been much in the way of innovation since I left to toast-making industry. Dave Gibbons has gone public with saying he supports this endeavor, and that's his right. I prefer to draw my line in the sand to not support plain, ordinary toast, not when you can purchase some of my independently produced toaster products, like the Panini From Hell Press."
You win.
And I cannot read it without hearing that deep British voice of his.
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Ego sicca panis
Does it burn an image into the toast? Rorschack? The badge? Dr Manhattan's symbol? Dr Manhattan's other 'ahem' symbol?
Let's try again:
Tollere manus a scilis a Belgae.
Who dries the bread?
I dry the bread.
Tollere manus a scilis a Belgae.
Remove your hands from the pastry of the Belgians.
Leggo my Eggo.
And I cannot read it without hearing that deep British voice of his.
and a bathtub @-)