I was unable to catch the film in the theater, but I just ordered the blu-ray from Amazon and am excited to see it. All the reviews I've seen are really a mixed bag, and so I thought I would see what a group of people that most most likely appreciate the genre thought of it.
I know next to null about the storyline. If you've read the story and/or seen the movie, try to separate the two in your answer/discussion.
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Was John Carter a good film? 38 votes
Horrible.
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(and in case it helps with evaluating my opinion, I have not read/seen any John Carter books or comics or pornos or anything else at all involving the character other than seeing the movie)
@KyleMoyer I try to ignore a lot of the critic's reviews as they're usually wrong as compared to my tastes, but it really was a mixed bag. However, some of the everyman reviews I've seen (iTunes, Amazon, and i09) have also given it mixed reviews. Yet it seems like more and more are giving it positive reviews. It just seems like it's one of those under-the-radar hits. Maybe it will do better in the home video market than it did in the theater.
Damned if they didn't get as close to the mark as I could hope for. I voted Awesome!
And now I'm off to Amazon to take advantage of that Blu-Ray special!
And while no Slave Leia fan, I love Barbarian chicks ( though not Bridgette Neilson's Red Sonja) and I though Lynn Collins was distractingtly hot on that film. Maybe I'm in a slump with the Mrs. but every time she was on the screen I thought of nothing else but her. Besides that it was a good sci-fi film and well done!!
The action sequences and the way they integrated E.R.B. into the story worked for me, but I had issues with some of the actor's performances, specifically one of the main antagonists and some of the more ancillary characters, and the poor acting was to the extent that their on-screen presence (or lack thereof) became a distraction. I guess the best endorsement I can give the movie was that I bought it on blu-ray, and I'm not the kind of person who's at Target every Tuesday buying up the latest releases. The film certainly had room for improvement, but it wasn't as bad as the box-office numbers might suggest.
I should mention, I read A Princess of Mars the week prior to seeing the movie, and while there are many places where APoM and JC differ, those differences didn't bother me as much as the awful performances.
Chapter skip the first scene, watch the movie from there. Do that and it's a pretty great ride!
Good script. Gorgeous design. Great FX. Good direction. Weak lead performance.
There's a missing 3% somewhere; maybe they went out for popcorn.