Name a character that beats the character above

TheSadTitan

Okay so the goal is to name a character that beats the character above by a small margin, the main goal is to see how long we can go on and to see how long this thread can go on. If i have a street lvler character try and name a character close to that level, do not however say something like "Galactus" this is against the point of the thread and those comments will be ignored.

I will start the thread off with Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

Evening639

Dogwelder beats Arm-Fall-Off-Boy.

jkkeller914

Merryman beats Dogwelder

Torchsong

Stone Boy beats Merryman - he falls on him.

Matt

Captain Paper beats Stone Boy by covering him.

Matt

Sister Scissorhands beats Captain Paper...by cutting him in 2.

TheOriginalGMan

*resists temptation to bring in Sgt. Rock right here*

SolitaireRose

Edward Scissorhands beats Sister Scissorhands because he is in an actual comic book, and I can't find Sister Scissorhands existing anything other than Matt's fevered imagination.

Matt

SolitaireRose said:

Edward Scissorhands beats Sister Scissorhands because he is in an actual comic book, and I can't find Sister Scissorhands existing anything other than Matt's fevered imagination.

She's the prototype sister of Edward in the prequel spinoff I'm working on. It'll star Kristen Stewart; she's pale & emotionless looking already.

M

playdohsrepublic

TheOriginalGMan said:

*resists temptation to bring in Sgt. Rock right here*

Ha! I was just going to bring back Stone Boy. Ro-Sham-Bo baby!

Torchsong

Death (Gaiman) beats Edward Scissorhands because there's only room for ONE goth person in this challenge.

mwhitt80

Torchsong said:

Death (Gaiman) beats Edward Scissorhands because there's only room for ONE goth person in this challenge.

Well I can pick pretty much anyone from comics to beat Death,

However Mr. Immortal beats Death.

Evening639

Aunt May beats Mr. Immortal because while neither of them can die only one has been a former Herald of Galactus.

Also, the way she beats him is by repeatedly hitting him with a broom and shooing him out of her house.

SolitaireRose

Doc Oc beats Aunt May because she's got a creepy crush on him and she'll do what he wants. "With this ring, I thee....web?"

AxelBrass

Tiger Shark beats Doc Ock because sharks love to eat octopi.

TheOriginalGMan

AxelBrass said:

Tiger Shark beats Doc Ock because sharks love to eat octopi.

*resists temptation to name a certain popular character known for having "shark repellant" on his utility belt*

Evening639

Orca beats Tiger Shark by suffocating him with her creepy whale boobs.

SolitaireRose

Namor beats Orca simply because has that cool horn that gives him power over all sea creatures. Well, sometimes. Kind of like how he can made a tidal wave big enough to destroy New York when fighting the original Human Torch.

AxelBrass

The Invisible Woman beats Namor because he's a weak, weak male.

Evening639

Mr. Fantastic beats The Invisible Woman by slapping her and telling her to shut up...waitaminute...

DarkGuyver

Iceman beats Mr. Fantastic because cold causes "shrinkage".
:D

hauberk

DarkGuyver said:

Iceman beats Mr. Fantastic because cold causes "shrinkage".
:D

Sun boy takes out Iceman because:

A- Sun melts ice

B- Sun boy is immune to "shrinkage"

TheSadTitan

hauberk said:

DarkGuyver said:

Iceman beats Mr. Fantastic because cold causes "shrinkage".
:D

Sun boy takes out Iceman because:

A- Sun melts ice

B- Sun boy is immune to "shrinkage"

Does not matter if he melts iceman, iceman lives on as a vapor and would go absolute zero....

TheSadTitan

AxelBrass said:

The Invisible Woman beats Namor because he's a weak, weak male.

Namor is not weak, he has beaten the hulk and held his own against hercules on two separate occasions(one getting the upper hand). Not even close to weak....

TheOriginalGMan

TheSadTitan said:

AxelBrass said:

The Invisible Woman beats Namor because he's a weak, weak male.

Namor is not weak, he has beaten the hulk and held his own against hercules on two separate occasions(one getting the upper hand). Not even close to weak....

Just spitballin', but I suspect you may be missing a subtlety here when he refers to Namor losing to her because he's a "weak, weak, male."

TheSadTitan

TheOriginalGMan said:

TheSadTitan said:

AxelBrass said:

The Invisible Woman beats Namor because he's a weak, weak male.

Namor is not weak, he has beaten the hulk and held his own against hercules on two separate occasions(one getting the upper hand). Not even close to weak....

Just spitballin', but I suspect you may be missing a subtlety here when he refers to Namor losing to her because he's a "weak, weak, male."

Is "weak, weak male." a direct quote? because your scan does not show this.

TheSadTitan

Also sue beat doom not too long ago. Not embarrassing to be beaten by her....

TheOriginalGMan

Well played, @TheSadTitan‌. It appears some subtlety may have been lost on me instead.

Matt

TheSadTitan said:

TheOriginalGMan said:

TheSadTitan said:

AxelBrass said:

The Invisible Woman beats Namor because he's a weak, weak male.

Namor is not weak, he has beaten the hulk and held his own against hercules on two separate occasions(one getting the upper hand). Not even close to weak....

Just spitballin', but I suspect you may be missing a subtlety here when he refers to Namor losing to her because he's a "weak, weak, male."

Is "weak, weak male." a direct quote? because your scan does not show this.

In other words, Sue Richards' "milkshake brings Namor to the yard. Damn, right it's better then female Atlanteans. She could teach them, but she'd have to charge.

M

Matt

TheSadTitan said:

Also sue beat doom not too long ago. Not embarrassing to be beaten by her....

But she's no Black Cat or Firestar (Still my favorite redhead)!

M

hauberk

TheSadTitan said:

hauberk said:

DarkGuyver said:

Iceman beats Mr. Fantastic because cold causes "shrinkage".
:D

Sun boy takes out Iceman because:

A- Sun melts ice

B- Sun boy is immune to "shrinkage"

Does not matter if he melts iceman, iceman lives on as a vapor and would go absolute zero....

The whole thing has been pretty tongue in cheek and was really more intended to play off of the previous double entendre. However, he's like, you know, a sun, which is really, really hot, even in the depths of space. Were I really wanting to kill him dead (and stuck with the Legion, I would have gone with Wildfire, Element Lad or Matter Eater Lad, or deviating from the Legion, Firestorm, who (like Element Lad) could have transmuted his ice to something really unstable or readily bonded to other stuff.