Sometime told me to imagine a world without bacon. Challenge accepted.
"Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is."
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Challenge accepted.
Must be summer.
Counting down to "Papa Spank"... 3... 2...
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